For Andrew

I had a request for this post. This is a first grader I got to hang out with when I was in college. I won't mention names but let's just call him "Randy." I don't know that the experiences I had with him would be as funny in a blog. You just gotta hear them in person. But I do want to say that kids like "Randy" make me love my job because I always have some funny, disgusting, or outrageous story to tell. Kinda like being a parent! (But thank heavens they didn't actually spring from my loins.)